welcome to my avian fashions affiliate page.
below you will find a poem I wrote when I first got my bird stan, who's whistle and speech you just heard (
the first phrase is "good morning" followed by a wolf whistle and then "pretty bird,") along with his brother, kyle who flew away on wednesday, may 16.
you will also find a
podcast

i did for
blind cool tech

, a podcast aimed at the blind population, on the flight suit.
ever been holding your or a friend's bird and suddenly receive a nasty surprise, or had a pet bird fly by and leave a present on your head or shoulder? then you want the flight suit, an excellent combination leash, harness and bird diaper!
it contains both your bird and his mess, without getting it on you or your bird.
and you can order one of these grate products by
clicking here

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and without further a due, here is the
absolutely ridiculous poem!

kyle and stan
by joseli walter
i have two cockatiels named kyle and stan:
kyle's quite friendly, stan bites when he can.
they hang out in their cage, or sit on my fingers:
they talk and they squawk and they’re pretty good singers.
they like to eat seeds, avicake and pellets:
they really love cheerios, rice crispies and millet!
they stay awake in the day and sleep in the night:
they flap and they play and sometimes they fight.
sometimes they get loose and run ‘cross the floor:
they love to climb and they love to explore.
i don’t know their colors, I think white and yellow?
no matter, I love them, those silly little fellows!
© 2006